Bubble Gum Gangster Association! 

 

FAMILY PROFILES 21 - 30

 

 

BBGA PROFILE #21

 

PHOTO TO COME

 

NAME: “OSCAR”  a.k.a.  “DA TRADER”  a.k.a. “MEYERWIENER”

PHONE:  1-900-TERMINATED WHACKED!

ADDRESS: Da Gowanus Canal                    

RANK: Capo De Ceased

OCCUPATION:  Was a Great Commodities Broker; Suddenly Retired

JOB DESCRIPTION: Short of Breath

RAP SHEET: Playin’ Hide ‘n Seek wit da crew

HOBBIES: Underwater Sports

SKILLS: Pushin’ Up Daisies

BBGA PROFILE #22

NAME: “MIKEY SQUATZ”  a.k.a.  “NYYYCE” a.k.a "SQUIRTZ"

PHONE: 1-800-INSOMNIAC

ADDRESS: The Firehouse

RANK:   Capo De Adrenaline

OCCUPATION: F.D.N.Y.: Insurance Adjuster; Karate Teacher; Valet Parking; Pantyhouse Runway Model.

JOB DESCRIPTION:  Fire Insurance; Burn Dings; Security

RAP SHEET: False Alarms; Fraud; Grand Larceny

HOBBIES: Firbug; Fightin’; Marathon Runner; Football

SKILLS: Martial Arts; Cannoli Stuffer; Special Olympics - Hop Scotch Gold Medalist

BBGA PROFILE #23

NAME:    “CHARLIE DEUCE"  a.k.a.  "2 GUNS”   

PHONE:    1-888- GOOMBA

ADDRESS:  Unknown              

RANK: Capo De Scoodalooch

OCCUPATION:  Hitman; Confidante; Babysitter; Chairman of Boy Scouts of Italy; Welder; Musician

JOB DESCRIPTION: Whackin’ guys out; Interrogations; Negotiations; Charity events

RAP SHEET:  Murder; Kidnappin’; Armed robbery; Loiterin’; Fishin’ wittout a permit

HOBBIES:  Boxin’; Karaoke; Campin’

SKILLS:  Acting like an Actor; Pin setter in Bowling Alley.

 

BBGA PROFILE #24

 

PHOTO TO COME

 

NAME:  Mark a.k.a "THE HYPNOTIST"

PHONE:  1-800-HOUDINI

ADDRESS:  Over here-over dere-ya know

RANK: Capo De Twilight Zone

OCCUPATION: Hypnotist; Gay Marriage Counselor; Prosecuting Attorney; Estate Insurance Settlements

JOB DESCRIPTION: Changin’ Ya Mind About Dings; NAMBA Suicide Hot Line; Insurance Recipient to NAMBA suicide victims; President of Liberaci Fan Club; Sock Designer

RAP SHEET: Casino fraud; Money launderin’; Jury tamperin’; Jaywalkin’; Collectin’ $$ from dead NAMBA suicide victims

HOBBIES: Nudist; Snowboardin’ naked; Singin’ Donny Osmond songs; Tellin’ bad jokes

SKILLS:  Mind Control; Manipulation

 

NOTE: NAMBA Suicide Hot Line has lost the last 1000 clients to suicide.

 

BBGA PROFILE #25

NAME:     “BILLY MUSCLES”

PHONE:    1-888-LUMP-U-UP

ADDRESS:  On the corner 

RANK: CAPO DE RETARDO

OCCUPATION:  Unemployed; Ex-President of Rudy Vasolino attire

JOB DESCRIPTION: Ex-Body Builder; Ex-Personal Trainer; Ex-Wrestler; Ex-Lax; Ex-Security Guard; Ex-Used Car Salesman; Ex-Model

RAP SHEET: Vagabond; Spittin’; Petty Thief; Assault; Loiterin’; Public Nuisance; Drug Dealer; Curfew Violation

HOBBIES: Lumpin’ Up Mammalukes; Workin’ out; Jigsaw Puzzles

SKILLS:  Creatin’ Problems

 

BBGA PROFILE #26

NAME:    “MAMA” a.k.a  "Facha Bella"                                                                           

PHONE:    O11-34-BESHA-ME

ADDRESS:  Milazzo, Sicily

RANK:  MAMA

OCCUPATION:  Dietician; Spiritual Guidance Fuh Da Family

JOB DESCRIPTION: Cookin’; Cookin’; Prayin’; Cleanin’ Up Da Crew’s Mess

RAP SHEET: Usin’ Ronzoni Macaroni=Jarred Sauce

HOBBIES: Cookin’; Prayin’; Food shoppin’; Cleanin’

SKILLS:  Cookin’; Cleanin’; Prayin’; Double Dutch Champion; Old School Rapper

 

BBGA PROFILE #27

 

Bayonne Louie

PROFILE COMING

 

BBGA PROFILE #28

 

Coming Soon!

BBGA PROFILE #29

Coming Soon

Aladdin (Ali Babba)  Capo di Carpet Ride

 

BBGA PROFILE #30

Coming Soon!

Louie - Capo di Curlie Q

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gomma da masticare

(bubblegum gangsters)

casa bella

(home)

 

la cosa nostra

(join the family)

 

farfallone

(rudy vaselino)

guestbook

(leave your comments)

Please don't forget to sign da guestbook or I'll give you a smack!

 

stupido

(mamaluke)


frankie pink's

weightloss drink

 

 

m.o.b. financial

(paulie gabagool)

 

 

 


wmob

(bubblegum broadcasting)

 

 

Ooh!  Moron, contact me at: billygagootz@aol.com